After swimming...as I dry Eddie, and as Miss Wendy supervises - she is the Headteacher (A)

Eddie: I like Miss Wendy more than you

Me: Really?

Eddie: Yes

Me: Would you like to go home with Miss Wendy now?

Eddie: No

Me: Would you like Miss Wendy to be your mummy?

Eddie: (laughs) No, you are my mummy



Miss Wendy: (grinning) They really say the most memorable things